My drama teacher said I shouldn’t try out for the slutty flapper in our play, but I should for the sarcastic grandma.. Welp, fine bitch. You just lost the BEST slut you’ll ever have on your so called stage! Also- I’ll never respect you ever again.
I like love LOVE Demetri Martin. Demetri Martin is doing a show in Atlanta, GA. I’m close to Atlanta, GA. The show is one day before my birthday. “What’s the problem, Angel?” The club is 21 and up. I hate everything. This may be the one reason I’ll ever need a fake I.D. in my entire life.
Obsessed with anything Spanish right now. The language, the food, the music, the dancing, the people… It’s getting bad. Too bad I’m whiter than sour cream and socially awkward.
Exhausted of fellow students coming up to me just to tell me my book looks boring or stupid. Not to mention gay. First of all, a book has no gender. Secondly, just because you do not like something or it looks boring to you, does not mean it is to me. It obviously is not, which is why I’ve taken the time to read it. Thirdly, not everything is gay!! “It’s raining. That’s gay.” What ever happened to “That sucks!” or “Ooh darn.” Jesus Christ! If I hear one more person say “That’s gay!” and it’s not an adorable homosexual couple making out, I will curl up into the fetal position and weep for my generation. By the way, the book- if any of you have even stuck with me through this, which you probably haven’t- is Against Nature by Huysmans. I do not know whether they think reading in general is boring or this certain book is, but I can’t even… I don’t even… Seriously guys. This book was in the back of my library and hasn’t been checked out… ever (We still use check out cards that are placed in the back of the books). This copy is completely new. People have to keep old books alive… But anyway, if there is someone out there.. Someone who read all of this, the ever changing topic of the rant, the insignificant problems of a sophomore, the ramblings of a literature snob in a hick town, help me out. Convince me I’m not crazy, because here… I am the minority.
